Family Problems

Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot. The Indian man said to the American, I have hell lot of family problems. "You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven't even met once." We call this arranged marriage.

I don't want to marry a woman whom I don't love... I told them that openly and now have to face a family problem. We have a system of arrange marriage which creates hell lot of family problems. Good that you have a system of love marriage.

"The American said, Talking about love marriages... I'll tell you my story.I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years. "After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law.

Legally now my daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother.More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father's brother and so he is my uncle. Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father's son i.e. my brother is my grandson.

Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I am my own grandson.

And you say you have family problems..